-Joanne Rand 1983
Sitting in the kitchen on the Colorado Farm
Time to feed the horses and the chickens
Sun’s coming up on the Colorado Farm
It’s a blood red ball on the mesa.
My home is on the Colorado Farm
There’s room to be a woman; there’s room to be a man
My home is on the Colorado farm
You know there ain’t no place like the Colorado Farm
…
Thought I’d find me a better place
People to meet and friends to make
Thought I’d find me a better place
On the Californee Coast, but I didn’t
Ain’t no place like the Colorado Farm
…
Went across this country wide
In a little red truck with a camper on
Moved through the Utah desert lands
Through the caves and the creeks and the canyons
Blew into vegas had a real good time
Between the jacks and the drinks and the porno
Made me long for the Colorado Pine
For the elk and deer and the coyote
Ain’t no place like the Colorado Farm
…
Went into Frisco, city so fair
For to meet some friends from the old days.
Too many crazed out people there
With the pins through their noses and the orange spiked hair
Made a few bucks, and I bought a few toys
And I made some useful connections,
But it don’t mean a thing to the heat of my heart
‘Cause I got those farm recollections
Ain’t no place like the Colorado Farm
…
Went up the coast to old Arcata
Where the people are free and lovely
They kick that hackie-sack all day
To the tunes of the Rastafari
But I couldn’t find work, & I couldn’t find a home
& I couldn’t find true devotion,
So I turn right around, yeah I’m Colorado bound
Got my wheels in motion
Ain’t no place like the Colorado Farm
…
Went down into Mexico
For the spice and the nights and the lingo
Rode the trains and I walked the plains
And I learned to speak Spanish like a gringo
But the streets were hot and my stomach was a mess
And Navidad never ended
And the drumming all night drove me near insane
I’m coming home I’m winded
Ain’t no place like the Colorado Farm
…
Went to the land of the midnight sun
For to gather some Alaskan wooly
Tales I could tell the grandchildren
For to mesmerize them fully.
Well it’s a wild and a wilder and a wonderland
No other place holds a candle
And I know I’ll be headed back there some day
But now I cannot ramble
Cause there ain’t no place like the Colorado Farm
Ain’t no place like the Colorado Farm
Ain’t no place like …
The Colorado Farm.